Lanc is #1 Place to Live?!

The people of lancasterburghville have voted.......

I have been accused of making fun of Lancaster. But after seeing this, I thought of ten reasons why Lancasterians WOULD indeed have the best overall sense of well-being.

1. Everyone has shiny clean cars because you constantly have to wash the horse feces off of your car.

2. Social status is based off of who has the biggest tractor. The bigger the tractor you have, the more you are liked.

3. The constant smell of cow manure kills nose cells. So nothing in the real world ever smells bad,  everything just smells good.

4. For fun, they shine flashlights on deer and have deemed this popular activity as "spotting".

5. You can drive really fast because every road is virtually a highway.

6. There are no such thing as a stop sign, just Horse and Buggy Crossing signs.

7. Weird Al Yankovic made a song about Lanc.

8. A Friday night consists of spending time with your best friends and your favorite farm animals at a "Barn Party".

9. The most favorite dessert is Shoo Fly Pie. Don't ask anyone what is in it... All they will say is lard.

10. Lady GaGa has a house there. Need I say more?