Did you know......?

We have a famous rock star on the team.

Name this person. (Do do do dodo do do, do do do do DO.... dododododo)

Famous Rock Star Chuck Berry, one of the pioneers of rock and roll, some say he refined rhythm and blues, he was known for his wild and crazy guitar solos and putting on a great show.  The moves he could do with a guitar match those that Beyonce did with almost no clothes on at the Superbowl.  

We have a Chuck Berry of our own. Maybe he doesnt have quite the dancing skillz as the rock star. But we still love him.

In his spare time he enjoys slaying sledge hammers onto peoples torso's. 

And pretending he has emotions afterwards.

All in all he is a great new addition to the team. Even though in the showers he is not shy to flaunt his (get your mind out of the gutter) three national championship rings. Yes that's right, some people like me will never own one of those and Chuck has three. But back off ladies, he's as taken like Tim Mcgraw and Faith Hill, David and Victoria Beckham, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. But I know you all are jealous of his girlfriend, like everyone was jealous of Jay-Z after the Superbowl.